You Know Your Dog Is Spoiled When.....

You have to get a crew cab because the bigger doggie needs a whole seat. - SharedHearts
When your husband & the dog are both snoring but your husband is the one you punch & tell to be quiet. - Country
Your late for work because her morning walk is extended so she can play with her "friends". - Dina
HIS clothes are cuter than mine. - Myhound
He sleeps on satin sheets while you get the plain old percale!!!! - Howl of the Wild
They demand to lick every plate. - Tinidogz
You select your new vehicle based on its suitability for fitting your dogs and their crates inside. - Debbie
You don't go on vacation cause you can't find that right person to watch them. - SiberD
You drive 180 miles round trip to buy the RIGHT dog food. - Muttpack
You dig up the side yard, fence it in and put in pea gravel and use the WHOLE thing for the dogs:-). - Codes
No one in the house has EVER eaten the last bite of ANY meal. - ESSmom
When you spend hours in Petsmart picking out just the right treats! - Jan L.
You lay there and hold it as long as you can so as to not disturb the dogs. - TheSkeptic
You go ahead and sit on the FLOOR instead of the loveseat so as not to disturb the sleeping Dane. - Bean
You're walking in the rain holding the umbrella over your DOG'S head. - CHat
Her shampoo cost 10 times the amount yours does. - FeetFirst
You give up your card playing night so the dog won't be lonely at home! - MichelleMM
You remodel your basement so the dogs have lots of space to play. - Lhasa Mom
You read the Dog Supply Catalogs instead of J.C. Penny's. - Whisper
They get more manicures than you do! - Red Hot Shiba
She has a date book and I don't. - Leilah's Mom
You arrange your activities around his "dates" with his "girlfriend". - Carrie
You give up that "night out w/the girls" to stay home with the dog! n/m - Laska's Mama
You dont hesitate to spend $25 on that new TOY...but wont buy that roast cause its not on SALE!! - Keeterdog
Your expensive silk designer pants pockets bulge with many kinds of dog treats. - Lazer Poodle
You screen your dog's doctors more carefully than your own! - Amazaun
Your parents put off their holiday to babysit the dogs while you are away!! - Muttnutt
When hubby...Mr."I don't like dogs"..lets the dogs sleep under the covers with him everymorning! - Knuckles
You buy a travel trailer so the dogs can go with you. - SharedHearts
Then you buy a bigger trailer because you get a bigger dog! - SharedHearts